A flatlander goes west...
And then comes home again
Dozing polar bear, Indianapolis Zoo
Thursday, April 17, 2008
You know what's neat?
What's neat is when you go out to lunch and put your 115-year old dog into your bedroom with bowls of food and water so the youngsters can't get in there and steal her vittles, and then you come back and open the door and step into the room and, too late, realize that said 115-year old dog has taken a dump in front of the closed door and you have tracked it all over the room and smeared it on the underside of the door.
That's what's neat.
She may look like a sweet old lady in a laundry basket,
but this rabble-rousing menace will defile the bedroom carpet without a second thought.