Doorbell rings. I answer. There's a woman with a three-ring binder standing there.
Woman: I'm not selling anything -- I live in the neighborhood and I just wanted to encourage you to vote in the primary on May 22.
Me with a quizzical look: But...Idaho held a caucus in February.
Woman, with even more quizzical look for just a second: Oh yeah. But that was the Democrats.
Me, finally understanding: Yep. I'm a Democrat.
Woman, looking as if she's just discovered a new and interesting species of insect: Ohhhh, okay.
Me: Probably the only one in the neighborhood, eh?
Woman: No, there's one other guy. He lives over there. [Points behind her.]