Redneck Mother has introduced me to Free Rice, a website aimed perfectly at egomaniacs like me. It's a vocabulary game, and for every word you get right, ten grains of rice are donated to the United Nations Food Program. (Advertisers pay for it, duh.) I donated 3,300 grains of rice so far tonight because I'm all pissy that I can't get past Level 46. The FAQ states that people "rarely" make it past 48.
Thanksgiving dinner may have to wait.